自夸小队 (Khoe Khoang Tiểu Đội/Zì Kūa Xǐao Dùi/Self -boasting Team) - 某幻君 (Lưu Ảo Quân/Mǒu Hùan Jūn)
作曲 : 无
zuo qu wu
Composition: None
作词 : 某幻君/老番茄/中国BOY/@花少北
zuo ci mou huan jun lao fan jia zhong guo hua shao bei
Lyric: a certain magic king/old tomato/China Boy/@作 作 作
《自夸小队》
zi kua xiao dui
"Self -boasting Team"
老番茄：
lao fan jia
Old Tomato:
我来自内蒙古的大草原要高考射箭骑马
wo lai zi nei meng gu de da cao yuan yao gao kao she jian qi ma
My prairie from Inner Mongolia wants to shoot an arrow for the college entrance examination
我来自哔哩哔哩游戏区每局都怒送一塔
wo lai zi bi li bi li you xi qu mei ju dou nu song yi ta
I am from each inning of Bilibili Game Area.
我热爱体育 就是每天球场被人隔扣
wo re ai ti yu jiu shi mei tian qiu chang bei ren ge kou
I love sports, but every day the court is deducted
我热爱音乐 去ktv唱的歌朋友们听了都折寿
wo re ai yin le qu chang de ge peng you men ting le dou zhe shou
I love music to go to KTV singing friends, friends who listen to it
别闹 别叫 别笑我脑 子不开窍
bie nao bie jiao bie xiao wo nao zi bu kai qiao
Don’t make a noise, don’t laugh, my mind is not open
来到校 医院 八个医生轮流给我开药
lai dao xiao yi yuan ba ge yi sheng lun liu gei wo kai yao
Come to the school hospital eight doctors in turns to prescribe medicine for me
那报 上我最高荣誉 你们可别犯怵
na bao shang wo zui gao rong yu ni men ke bie fan chu
Then I have the highest honor, you, you don’t commit crimes
我是全年全市全面优秀学生干部
wo shi quan nian quan shi quan mian you xiu xue sheng gan bu
I am a comprehensive outstanding student cadre in the city throughout the year
的室友 没有错 我的肚里确实没有墨
de shi you mei you cuo wo de du li que shi mei you mo
My roommate is not wrong. My belly really has no ink
但边玩边学应付得来 替身还真的没有过
dan bian wan bian xue ying fu de lai ti shen hai zhen de mei you guo
But I can’t get a substitute while playing while playing while playing
我是社 交鬼才 还没说话小脸开始发热
wo shi she jiao gui cai hai mei shuo hua xiao lian kai shi fa re
I am a social ghost, but I haven't spoken the little face and started to heat up
说过话的异性朋友竟然高达 8个。。。
shuo guo hua de yi xing peng you jing ran gao da ge
The opposite sex friends who have spoken are as high as 8. Essence Essence
我的脸尖的像钟乳石 纯正的自然风光
wo de lian jian de xiang zhong ru shi chun zheng de zi ran feng guang
My face is like the pure natural scenery of the stalactites
我从来不敢低头 不然下巴会刺穿胸腔
wo cong lai bu gan di tou bu ran xia ba hui ci chuan xiong qiang
I never dare to bow my head, otherwise my chin will pierce my chest
没身高没颜值没头脑悲伤的雨里拉着肖邦
mei shen gao mei yan zhi mei tou nao bei shang de yu li la zhe xiao bang
Lili Chopin without height, no face, no head, no sadness, no sadness, no sadness, and sadness, Chopin
但除去了那些标签 真诚才是我的包装
dan chu qu le na xie biao qian zhen cheng cai shi wo de bao zhuang
But excluding those labels is my packaging
花少北：
hua shao bei
Hua Shao North:
天空轰隆一声巨响 庆祝我的华丽登场
tian kong hong long yi sheng ju xiang qing zhu wo de hua li deng chang
A loud noise to celebrate my gorgeous appearance in the sky
来打酒吧DJ在放爱的供氧
lai da jiu ba zai fang ai de gong yang
Come to fight the bar DJ's oxygen supply of loving
破洞裤的 洞越多就代表越时尚
po dong ku de dong yue duo jiu dai biao yue shi shang
The more holes in the pants, the more fashionable
不能阻挡冷风刺骨或者站在月球上
bu neng zu dang leng feng ci gu huo zhe zhan zai yue qiu shang
Can't stop the cold wind pierced or stand on the moon
冷风中 我知道 对面的 她对我 已心跳
leng feng zhong wo zhi dao dui mian de ta dui wo yi xin tiao
In the cold wind, I know that the opposite side has a heartbeat to me
她却说 眼睛小 穿的少 觉得我 像沙雕
ta que shuo yan jing xiao chuan de shao jue de wo xiang sha diao
She said that I had little eyes on my eyes and felt like a sand sculpture
不甘心只做斗地主中的赌怪
bu gan xin zhi zuo dou de zhu zhong de du guai
Unwilling to be a gambling monster in the landlord
嫉妒我的时间还不如去工地搬土块
ji du wo de shi jian hai bu ru qu gong de ban tu kuai
It's better to go to the construction site to move the blocks when jealous of me
我的家中没有被子盖的都是钱
wo de jia zhong mei you bei zi gai de dou shi qian
There are no quilts in my home, all of which are money
我的存款就像海中的水多又咸
wo de cun kuan jiu xiang hai zhong de shui duo you xian
My deposit is like a lot of water in the sea
网络恶评在我看来就像是幼儿园
wang luo e ping zai wo kan lai jiu xiang shi you r yuan
The online evil review is like kindergarten to me
跟我对线是小学生打国家运动员
gen wo dui xian shi xiao xue sheng da guo jia yun dong yuan
The line with me is a primary school student playing national athletes
看知乎的喷子也就涂个乐
kan zhi hu de pen zi ye jiu tu ge le
When you see the spray of Zhihu, you can enjoy a fun
要论恶心人 都得来找我 虚心报个课
yao lun e xin ren dou de lai zhao wo xu xin bao ge ke
If you are disgusting, you have to come to me to report a lesson with an open mind
天在看 人在做 每天开心不会错
tian zai kan ren zai zuo mei tian kai xin bu hui cuo
God is not wrong every day when you are looking at people every day
多上撤所 呵呵
duo shang che suo a a
Hao Hao
茶理理：
cha li li
Tea theory:
中国BOY：
zhong guo
China BOY:
我是贵阳的猴王 来自黔灵山后巷
wo shi gui yang de hou wang lai zi qian ling shan hou xiang
I am the monkey king of Guiyang from Qianling Mountain back alley
吃着糯米饭长大 成年后我都不怕
chi zhe nuo mi fan zhang da cheng nian hou wo dou bu pa
I am not afraid when I grow up with glutinous rice to grow up to adulthood
打了游戏十多年一直都垫底
da le you xi shi duo nian yi zhi dou dian di
After playing the game for more than ten years, I have been at the bottom
我就是游戏区最丢人的菜鸡
wo jiu shi you xi qu zui diu ren de cai ji
I am the most embarrassing chicken in the game area
生活游戏科技美妆哪里都能发光
sheng huo you xi ke ji mei zhuang na li dou neng fa guang
Life game technology and beauty can shine wherever you can
观众看着我的视频下饭 边吃边说真香
guan zhong kan zhe wo de shi pin xia fan bian chi bian shuo zhen xiang
The audience watched my video and said it was really fragrant while eating
做视频速度快的就像喝汤
zuo shi pin su du kuai de jiu xiang he tang
Making a video is fast like drinking soup
不要叫我小猩猩 叫我mr kingkong
bu yao jiao wo xiao xing xing jiao wo
Don't call me a little orangutan to call me mr kingkong
相机 麦克 开机 拍摄
xiang ji mai ke kai ji pai she
Camera Mike booted shooting
来的路上三个vlog我都不嫌多
lai de lu shang san ge wo dou bu xian duo
I don't think there are many vlogs on the way to the way
吃播 开箱 化妆 直播
chi bo kai xiang hua zhuang zhi bo
Eat the box to open the makeup live broadcast
回家路上这些内容我都不错过
hui jia lu shang zhe xie nei rong wo dou bu cuo guo
I am not missing these contents on the way home
猩猩哥 有点沉 憨憨长相没灵魂
xing xing ge you dian chen han han zhang xiang mei ling hun
Brother Oranguta is a bit Shen Yan's long -looking soulless soul
单眼皮 厚嘴唇 长得像个元谋人
dan yan pi hou zui chun zhang de xiang ge yuan mou ren
Single eyelid thick lips look like a metapolar
如果要 惹我那就敞开大门
ru guo yao re wo na jiu chang kai da men
If you want to provoke me, open the door
不要跳 我家狗会咬烂你的大臀
bu yao tiao wo jia gou hui yao lan ni de da tun
Don't jump my dog to bite your big hips
某幻：
mou huan
A certain fantasy:
我海里出生手里大虾卖三十八
wo hai li chu sheng shou li da xia mai san shi ba
I am born in my hands in my hands and sells thirty -eight shrimp
每天八只嘴里吧唧所以我才头大
mei tian ba zhi zui li ba ji suo yi wo cai tou da
Eight mouths every day, so I am big
每天都晒着日光浴 墨镜都给我晒绿
mei tian dou shai zhe ri guang yu mo jing dou gei wo shai lv
Every day I have sunbathing sunglasses and give me green
皮肤黝黑都是太阳烙下的 荣 誉
pi fu you hei dou shi tai yang lao xia de rong yu
Dark skin is the honor of the sun
我天天红酒洋酒白酒黄酒不离口 青岛啤酒 我的朋友
wo tian tian hong jiu yang jiu bai jiu huang jiu bu li kou qing dao pi jiu wo de peng you
My friends do not leave Qingdao Beer, my friends every day
是朋友见面就得喝一口
shi peng you jian mian jiu de he yi kou
If a friend meets, you have to take a sip when you meet
所以我没有朋友 哼
suo yi wo mei you peng you heng
So I have no friends humming
朋友们见到我的酒量就会发抖 你喝了吗
peng you men jian dao wo de jiu liang jiu hui fa dou ni he le ma
Will friends tremble when you see my alcohol, do you drink it?
仔细 看 我到底是否真的 表 里不一
zi xi kan wo dao di shi fou zhen de biao li bu yi
Take a closer look at the table in the end
人做天看浑身都是 底气 除了我赖床 my baby
ren zuo tian kan hun shen dou shi di qi chu le wo lai chuang
People look at the sky, all of which are full of confidence, except for me to bed my baby
只是我身高一米八一头却占了一米七
zhi shi wo shen gao yi mi ba yi tou que zhan le yi mi qi
It's just that I am 1.8 meters tall, but I occupy one meter seven meters
每天都把自己给夸 贼辣 伟大 like rock
mei tian dou ba zi ji gei kua zei la wei da
Every day I give myself a great like rock
And i dont give a haha about 害怕 man
hai pa
And I dont Give a haha About is afraid of man
抛弃这水逆 my dear homi
pao qi zhe shui ni
Abandon this water against My dear Homi
茶理理：
cha li li
Tea theory:
zuo qu wu
Composition: None
作词 : 某幻君/老番茄/中国BOY/@花少北
zuo ci mou huan jun lao fan jia zhong guo hua shao bei
Lyric: a certain magic king/old tomato/China Boy/@作 作 作
《自夸小队》
zi kua xiao dui
"Self -boasting Team"
老番茄：
lao fan jia
Old Tomato:
我来自内蒙古的大草原要高考射箭骑马
wo lai zi nei meng gu de da cao yuan yao gao kao she jian qi ma
My prairie from Inner Mongolia wants to shoot an arrow for the college entrance examination
我来自哔哩哔哩游戏区每局都怒送一塔
wo lai zi bi li bi li you xi qu mei ju dou nu song yi ta
I am from each inning of Bilibili Game Area.
我热爱体育 就是每天球场被人隔扣
wo re ai ti yu jiu shi mei tian qiu chang bei ren ge kou
I love sports, but every day the court is deducted
我热爱音乐 去ktv唱的歌朋友们听了都折寿
wo re ai yin le qu chang de ge peng you men ting le dou zhe shou
I love music to go to KTV singing friends, friends who listen to it
别闹 别叫 别笑我脑 子不开窍
bie nao bie jiao bie xiao wo nao zi bu kai qiao
Don’t make a noise, don’t laugh, my mind is not open
来到校 医院 八个医生轮流给我开药
lai dao xiao yi yuan ba ge yi sheng lun liu gei wo kai yao
Come to the school hospital eight doctors in turns to prescribe medicine for me
那报 上我最高荣誉 你们可别犯怵
na bao shang wo zui gao rong yu ni men ke bie fan chu
Then I have the highest honor, you, you don’t commit crimes
我是全年全市全面优秀学生干部
wo shi quan nian quan shi quan mian you xiu xue sheng gan bu
I am a comprehensive outstanding student cadre in the city throughout the year
的室友 没有错 我的肚里确实没有墨
de shi you mei you cuo wo de du li que shi mei you mo
My roommate is not wrong. My belly really has no ink
但边玩边学应付得来 替身还真的没有过
dan bian wan bian xue ying fu de lai ti shen hai zhen de mei you guo
But I can’t get a substitute while playing while playing while playing
我是社 交鬼才 还没说话小脸开始发热
wo shi she jiao gui cai hai mei shuo hua xiao lian kai shi fa re
I am a social ghost, but I haven't spoken the little face and started to heat up
说过话的异性朋友竟然高达 8个。。。
shuo guo hua de yi xing peng you jing ran gao da ge
The opposite sex friends who have spoken are as high as 8. Essence Essence
我的脸尖的像钟乳石 纯正的自然风光
wo de lian jian de xiang zhong ru shi chun zheng de zi ran feng guang
My face is like the pure natural scenery of the stalactites
我从来不敢低头 不然下巴会刺穿胸腔
wo cong lai bu gan di tou bu ran xia ba hui ci chuan xiong qiang
I never dare to bow my head, otherwise my chin will pierce my chest
没身高没颜值没头脑悲伤的雨里拉着肖邦
mei shen gao mei yan zhi mei tou nao bei shang de yu li la zhe xiao bang
Lili Chopin without height, no face, no head, no sadness, no sadness, no sadness, and sadness, Chopin
但除去了那些标签 真诚才是我的包装
dan chu qu le na xie biao qian zhen cheng cai shi wo de bao zhuang
But excluding those labels is my packaging
花少北：
hua shao bei
Hua Shao North:
天空轰隆一声巨响 庆祝我的华丽登场
tian kong hong long yi sheng ju xiang qing zhu wo de hua li deng chang
A loud noise to celebrate my gorgeous appearance in the sky
来打酒吧DJ在放爱的供氧
lai da jiu ba zai fang ai de gong yang
Come to fight the bar DJ's oxygen supply of loving
破洞裤的 洞越多就代表越时尚
po dong ku de dong yue duo jiu dai biao yue shi shang
The more holes in the pants, the more fashionable
不能阻挡冷风刺骨或者站在月球上
bu neng zu dang leng feng ci gu huo zhe zhan zai yue qiu shang
Can't stop the cold wind pierced or stand on the moon
冷风中 我知道 对面的 她对我 已心跳
leng feng zhong wo zhi dao dui mian de ta dui wo yi xin tiao
In the cold wind, I know that the opposite side has a heartbeat to me
她却说 眼睛小 穿的少 觉得我 像沙雕
ta que shuo yan jing xiao chuan de shao jue de wo xiang sha diao
She said that I had little eyes on my eyes and felt like a sand sculpture
不甘心只做斗地主中的赌怪
bu gan xin zhi zuo dou de zhu zhong de du guai
Unwilling to be a gambling monster in the landlord
嫉妒我的时间还不如去工地搬土块
ji du wo de shi jian hai bu ru qu gong de ban tu kuai
It's better to go to the construction site to move the blocks when jealous of me
我的家中没有被子盖的都是钱
wo de jia zhong mei you bei zi gai de dou shi qian
There are no quilts in my home, all of which are money
我的存款就像海中的水多又咸
wo de cun kuan jiu xiang hai zhong de shui duo you xian
My deposit is like a lot of water in the sea
网络恶评在我看来就像是幼儿园
wang luo e ping zai wo kan lai jiu xiang shi you r yuan
The online evil review is like kindergarten to me
跟我对线是小学生打国家运动员
gen wo dui xian shi xiao xue sheng da guo jia yun dong yuan
The line with me is a primary school student playing national athletes
看知乎的喷子也就涂个乐
kan zhi hu de pen zi ye jiu tu ge le
When you see the spray of Zhihu, you can enjoy a fun
要论恶心人 都得来找我 虚心报个课
yao lun e xin ren dou de lai zhao wo xu xin bao ge ke
If you are disgusting, you have to come to me to report a lesson with an open mind
天在看 人在做 每天开心不会错
tian zai kan ren zai zuo mei tian kai xin bu hui cuo
God is not wrong every day when you are looking at people every day
多上撤所 呵呵
duo shang che suo a a
Hao Hao
茶理理：
cha li li
Tea theory:
中国BOY：
zhong guo
China BOY:
我是贵阳的猴王 来自黔灵山后巷
wo shi gui yang de hou wang lai zi qian ling shan hou xiang
I am the monkey king of Guiyang from Qianling Mountain back alley
吃着糯米饭长大 成年后我都不怕
chi zhe nuo mi fan zhang da cheng nian hou wo dou bu pa
I am not afraid when I grow up with glutinous rice to grow up to adulthood
打了游戏十多年一直都垫底
da le you xi shi duo nian yi zhi dou dian di
After playing the game for more than ten years, I have been at the bottom
我就是游戏区最丢人的菜鸡
wo jiu shi you xi qu zui diu ren de cai ji
I am the most embarrassing chicken in the game area
生活游戏科技美妆哪里都能发光
sheng huo you xi ke ji mei zhuang na li dou neng fa guang
Life game technology and beauty can shine wherever you can
观众看着我的视频下饭 边吃边说真香
guan zhong kan zhe wo de shi pin xia fan bian chi bian shuo zhen xiang
The audience watched my video and said it was really fragrant while eating
做视频速度快的就像喝汤
zuo shi pin su du kuai de jiu xiang he tang
Making a video is fast like drinking soup
不要叫我小猩猩 叫我mr kingkong
bu yao jiao wo xiao xing xing jiao wo
Don't call me a little orangutan to call me mr kingkong
相机 麦克 开机 拍摄
xiang ji mai ke kai ji pai she
Camera Mike booted shooting
来的路上三个vlog我都不嫌多
lai de lu shang san ge wo dou bu xian duo
I don't think there are many vlogs on the way to the way
吃播 开箱 化妆 直播
chi bo kai xiang hua zhuang zhi bo
Eat the box to open the makeup live broadcast
回家路上这些内容我都不错过
hui jia lu shang zhe xie nei rong wo dou bu cuo guo
I am not missing these contents on the way home
猩猩哥 有点沉 憨憨长相没灵魂
xing xing ge you dian chen han han zhang xiang mei ling hun
Brother Oranguta is a bit Shen Yan's long -looking soulless soul
单眼皮 厚嘴唇 长得像个元谋人
dan yan pi hou zui chun zhang de xiang ge yuan mou ren
Single eyelid thick lips look like a metapolar
如果要 惹我那就敞开大门
ru guo yao re wo na jiu chang kai da men
If you want to provoke me, open the door
不要跳 我家狗会咬烂你的大臀
bu yao tiao wo jia gou hui yao lan ni de da tun
Don't jump my dog to bite your big hips
某幻：
mou huan
A certain fantasy:
我海里出生手里大虾卖三十八
wo hai li chu sheng shou li da xia mai san shi ba
I am born in my hands in my hands and sells thirty -eight shrimp
每天八只嘴里吧唧所以我才头大
mei tian ba zhi zui li ba ji suo yi wo cai tou da
Eight mouths every day, so I am big
每天都晒着日光浴 墨镜都给我晒绿
mei tian dou shai zhe ri guang yu mo jing dou gei wo shai lv
Every day I have sunbathing sunglasses and give me green
皮肤黝黑都是太阳烙下的 荣 誉
pi fu you hei dou shi tai yang lao xia de rong yu
Dark skin is the honor of the sun
我天天红酒洋酒白酒黄酒不离口 青岛啤酒 我的朋友
wo tian tian hong jiu yang jiu bai jiu huang jiu bu li kou qing dao pi jiu wo de peng you
My friends do not leave Qingdao Beer, my friends every day
是朋友见面就得喝一口
shi peng you jian mian jiu de he yi kou
If a friend meets, you have to take a sip when you meet
所以我没有朋友 哼
suo yi wo mei you peng you heng
So I have no friends humming
朋友们见到我的酒量就会发抖 你喝了吗
peng you men jian dao wo de jiu liang jiu hui fa dou ni he le ma
Will friends tremble when you see my alcohol, do you drink it?
仔细 看 我到底是否真的 表 里不一
zi xi kan wo dao di shi fou zhen de biao li bu yi
Take a closer look at the table in the end
人做天看浑身都是 底气 除了我赖床 my baby
ren zuo tian kan hun shen dou shi di qi chu le wo lai chuang
People look at the sky, all of which are full of confidence, except for me to bed my baby
只是我身高一米八一头却占了一米七
zhi shi wo shen gao yi mi ba yi tou que zhan le yi mi qi
It's just that I am 1.8 meters tall, but I occupy one meter seven meters
每天都把自己给夸 贼辣 伟大 like rock
mei tian dou ba zi ji gei kua zei la wei da
Every day I give myself a great like rock
And i dont give a haha about 害怕 man
hai pa
And I dont Give a haha About is afraid of man
抛弃这水逆 my dear homi
pao qi zhe shui ni
Abandon this water against My dear Homi
茶理理：
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Tea theory:
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